— Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? — It's not my fault. They started it. — What am I gonna do with you? — Love me. Feed me. Never leave me. Jon ArbuckleGarfieldFunny Quotes Share 4 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
We just hit it off so great... because we both love the same thing, and that is — me. GarfieldIronic QuotesEgotismQuotes About Myself Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? — It's not my fault. They started it. Jon ArbuckleGarfield Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna. GarfieldIronic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Besides, I've found if you wait long enough, everything comes to you. GarfieldPatienceWaiting Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake