Die Hard – Movie Quotes

— We don't want your help! I've got 100 people down here covered with glass!
— Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
— This is Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T Robinson... and I am in charge of this situation.
— Oh, you're in charge? I got some bad news for you, Dwayne. From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of shit.
— Listen to me, you little asshole...
— Asshole? I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national TV, Dwayne. Listen to me, jerk-off... if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Quit being part of the problem and put the other guy back on!

— What do you think?
— Something's wrong.
— Cops?
— John.
— John? He can fuck this up. What does he think he's doing?
— His job.
— Bullshit. His job's 3,000 miles away. Without him, we still have a chance to get out of here.
— Tell that to Takagi.

Son of a bitch. Fists with your toes.

— Touching, cowboy. Touching. Or should I call you... Mr McClane? Mr Officer John McClane... of the New York Police Department?
— Sister Theresa called me Mr McClane in the third grade. My friends call me John... and you're neither, shithead.

We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.