— Dogs sniff. They lick, chew, they drool, scrath. Alice, they have parasites.
— Oh, God, yeah.
— The kids'll lose interest, it'll grow to be enormous. it'll take over the yard. When the dog finally settles down, it'll die. Everybody will be so upset. We'll have to get another puppy and start all over.
— Ask him more lose questions that he'll answer you a whole lecture.
— Daddy, where do babies come from?
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