Amélie – Movie Quotes

— Was that prenuptial or post-coital smooching?
— Is your bullshit congenital?

— Do you believe in miracles?
— Not today.

In such a dead world, Amelie prefers to dream until she's old enough to leave home.

... life is but a draft, a long rehearsal for a show that will never play.

All he likes is popping bubble wrap.

Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.

You have to catch it while you can.

I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine.

You'll never be a vegetable. Even artichokes have hearts!

She can't relate to other people. She was always a lonely child.

— She's in love.
— I don't even know her.
— Yes, you do.
— Since when?
— You've always known her. In your dreams.

A woman without love wilts like a flower without sun.

We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.

12:15, laughs orgasmically to attract alpha male.

September 28th 1997. It is exactly 11am. At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting. Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Felix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe. Meanwhile, at the Sacre Cœur, the nuns are practicing their backhand. The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 999 millibars.

Forget it! Critics are like leeches sucking the blood of writers.