One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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