Bob Hope – Quotes

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things — not the great occasions — that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.