Bill Hicks – Quotes

I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

You ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

I deal only in facts, that's why I'm a cocky fuckin' bastard.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

Go Back to Sleep America.