Bill Hicks – Quotes

Go Back to Sleep America.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

I deal only in facts, that's why I'm a cocky fuckin' bastard.

You ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.

I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

They want You to be a docile apathetic consumer.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.