— You were bitten by a chuckwalla. That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace. I have a theory. This isn't the first time nature's lashed out at you like this. I believe it's because your life is fundamentally at odds with the natural world. Huh? Therefore, nature rejects you.
— You're insane. Can I have some water?
— Look, I've been all over the world. You're the only human to my knowledge who's been bitten by a dolphin, a chipmunk, and a vegetarian lizard in the same calendar year.
— I do have a question.
— Absolutely. Anything.
— How many others were there? Before me. I'm just asking, 'cause, you know, maybe we could all get together. You know, form a support group. And if there already is a group, I'm curious, is it a small group, like a basketball team? Or is it a big group, like the Chinese?
— You haven't been a very good friend, either. Do you realize that not once have you asked me about my relationship with Kit?
— Dude, did you just drop me from a 40-foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man, you went behind my back, and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.
