Stuntman Mike McKay – Character Quotes

Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it.

There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

— Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking water?
— You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
— Mmm. Really? Like what?
— Women. Nacho grande platters. The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers.

Remember when I said this car was death-proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death-proof... Only to get the benefit of it, honey... You really need to be sittin' in my seat.