«Stereotypical Barbie» – Character Quotes

— Anyone need a Brewski beer?
— What are you doing? You're a doctor!
— I like being a helpful decoration.

I also just learned to cry. First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch.

— I've never wanted anything to change.
— Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change.

— So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Lake a professional bimbo?
— No. Barbie's not a bimbo. Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator and a Nobel Prize winner.

Ken: — I thought I might stay over tonight.
Barbie: — Why?
Ken: — Because we're girfriend and boyfriend.
Barbie: — To do what?
[pause]
Ken: — I'm actually not sure.

Sasha: — How are you here? You’re like an idea!
Barbie: — A great idea.