Seller – Character Quotes

— That will be $1.08.
— That sign says «All Coffee 69 Cents».
— I am very sorry, but that is a 44-ounce cup, and the largest coffee cup is 20 ounces. Therefore, I must charge you — 99 cents, plus tax, — the price of a large fountain drink.
— That's bullshit. That sign says: «Coffee All Sizes» — not «All Sizes Up to 20 Ounces».
— I am humbly sorry, but you must pay 99 cents plus tax for that cup.
— Just pay the bitch the $1.08 and let's get the fuck out of here.

— Either of you got something smaller than a Ben?
— I'm sorry. I cannot accept any monies over a $20 bill.
— That's it.
— I should not sell it to you, anyway... As that cup is very hot and might burn you. You are very strange. I'm going to call the police.
— Fuck this. Fuck me.