— Uh, I'm married.
— That's allowed.
— How did you happen to be at Ruby's today?
— I was shopping for lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
— You buying that for your wife?
— No, I was, uh, picking something up for myself. I do a little cross-dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.