— All right, sweethearts. What are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm... every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the corps!
— Man, this floor is freezing!
— What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for ya?
— Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.
— Look into my eye.