Harley Quinn – Character Quotes

Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. I'm kidding. Jeez. That's not what they really said.

— Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff right?
— Yeah, why?
— I'm off my meds.

— Question. Would you die for me?
— Yes.
— That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me?
— Yes
— Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
— I do.
— Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
— Please.
— God, you're so... Good.

— Hey, lady? I lost my puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
— I can, my dear. Anything you want.
— You promise?
— Yes, child. You need only bow... And serve beneath my feet.
— I like what you're selling, lady. There's only one teeny problem. You messed with my friends.

Hey, if you like a girl, can you light her cigarette with your pinkie? Because that would be real classy.

— You know what they say about the crazy ones.
— Huh?

Harley Quinn. Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

— You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
— Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.
— You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
— I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.

— How are you not dead?
— We-we just saved the world. A "thank you" would be nice.
— Thank you.
— You're welcome.
— So, we did all of this and we don't get shit?
— 10 years off you prison sentences.
— Nah, that's not enough. I'm seeing my daughter.
— That can be arranged. An other requests?
— An Espresso machine.
— Bet.

— Are you the devil?
— Maybe.

— Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
— We're bad guys. It's what we do.

— What? Yo, get out of here? Won't fit anymore? Too much junk in the trunk?
— Nah. Every time I put this on, somebody dies.
— And?
— I like putting it on.
— Goody. Something tells me a whole lotta people are about to die.

— Pussy.
— I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.