Garfield – Character Quotes

— Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna?
— It's not my fault. They started it.
— What am I gonna do with you?
— Love me. Feed me. Never leave me.

We just hit it off so great... because we both love the same thing, and that is — me.

— Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna?
— It's not my fault. They started it.

Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.

Besides, I've found if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.