— I'll be back before you can say, blueberry pie.
— Blueberry pie.
— Well maybe not that fast, but fast.
— Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
— You think guys would find that attractive?
— I don't give a damn what men find attractive.
It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldome the same.
— Can you have a towel please, Miss Beautiful Tulip.
— Oh I like that, I like being called a tulip. Tulip is much better than Mongoloid.
— Whose motorcycle is this?
— It's a chopper, baby.
— Whose chopper is this?
— Zed's.
— Who is Zed?
— Zed is dead, baby, Zed is dead.