Elizabeth Ann "Beth" Martin – Character Quotes

What a crock. I mean, we wait our whole lives for some perfect guy to come in and sweep us off our feet. Well, guess what. He's not coming.

Every time I've ever put myself out there, I've gotten hurt. Every time. It's like I meet a guy, and I think it's great. And anyone else would just be thinking about how much greater it's going to get. And I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop.

— Look at those two. Tell me he's a good guy.
— Ah, he's a saint. Her?
— An angel.
— Oh, a saint and an angel. I give it a year.
— I would not even give it six months. This marriage has the shelf life of a banana.