— For the love of everything good and holy, get this goddamn thing out of me!
— You're gonna be okay. Cut him open. Let's get this thing.
— Cut me open? There goes your Christmas gift, Judas!
— It's moving down his leg.
— What do we do?
— Maybe amputate.
— Whoa, don't take the leg! Don't let 'em take my leg.
— Is there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
— Doctor, look.
— It's heading for his testicles.
— Take it! Take the leg!
— Wait, wait! It's going the otherway.
— Give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon.
— How're you going in?
— Rectally.
— I'll get the lubricant.
— No time for lubricant.
— There's always time for lubricant!
— Flip him!
— Try to relax.
— Everything's gonna be okay.
— I'll shove this gurney up your ass! See if you relax, Ira.
<...>
— It's over, it's over.
— Don'tyou ever do that again!
— The size ofthat thing insideyou! It was like this! You took it like a man.
