Dale Denton – Character Quotes

— Relax. Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
— Is it really that rare?
— It's, like, the rarest. It's aImost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.

— Even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?
— Heat-seeking missiles. Bloodhounds. Foxes. Barracudas.
— I'm kind of fIabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
— Thank you.

— Put the gun down! Put down the gun.
— You assholes do exactly what I say... or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.
— No, don't.
— Don't fuck us anywhere.

— Why are we here? This place is so fucking scary.
— At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up.
— That's not true. I had two ideas. Nowhere and Quiznos.