Captain Hook / Killian Jones – Character Quotes

— Word on the waterways is Captain Hook had gone soft.
— The only thing soft will be your guts spilling on this deck.

Try something new, darling... It's called trust.

You tell me it's something important you needed to show me. Sparkly dirt. Wonderful.

David Nolan: — What exactly took little John?
Robin Hood: — We didn't get a good look... some manner of beast with wings.
Emma Swan: — It sounds a lot like the monster that attacked me in New York.
Killian Jones: — You mean the monster you were gonna to marry?
David Nolan: — You were gonna marry someone?
Killian Jones: — Did you just miss the part where I said "monster"?

— And you keep running. What are you looking for?
— Home.

Don't tell me you're not avoiding me anymore because I'm actually quite perceptive, and this... This is avoiding me.

— Perhaps I can talk to him.
— About what? Leather conditioner and eyeliner?

— I think it's time you and I have a little talk about your intentions with my daughter.
— That's a little old-fashioned, even by my standards, And I still pay with doubloons.

I haven't a fondness of icebergs and I'd rather avoid being turned into one.

— Ah, but you don't want to abandon him the way you were abandoned.
— Was I?
— Like I said, an open book.
— How would you know that?
— I spent many years in Neverland, home of the lost boys. They all share the same look in their eyes... the look you get when you've been left alone.
— Yeah, well, my world ain't Neverland.
— But an orphan's an orphan.

— You let a man die for your ship?! What kind of person does that?
— The kind who's empty, who believes that a ship can fill a void left by a broken heart.

— Being good Is nothing to be ashamed of. People change. Look at me. I have legs, and I fell in love with a human. I don't think anyone saw that coming.
— You may have changed. I haven't. I'm a pirate, and I always will be.

— Here it is, your star map.
— It's not a star map. It's... what we're gonna use to trap Pan's shadow.
— A coconut? Are you daft?
— You came to Neverland on a pirate ship through a portal. You draw the line at a magic coconut?

— Look, shouldn't we at least reset the board?
— Why would we do that? Things are always more fun when you start in the middle.

— What if I was to tell you I was about to set sail to a land where none of us will ever grow old?
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— What's the name of the place we're headed, Cap'n?
— Neverland.