Alfredo Garcia – Character Quotes

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Alfredo Garcia
Quoted in: 
Demolition Man
Actor: 
Benjamin Bratt

John Spartan: — Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: — Did you say "toilet paper"?
Lenina Huxley: — They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th.
John Spartan: — I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: — He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing.
<...>
Computer: — "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute"
John Spartan: — Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass.
Computer: — "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute"
John Spartan: — So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.

<b>John Spartan:</b> - Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper. <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - Did you say "toilet paper"? <b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. <b>John Spartan:</b> - I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it. <b>Erwin:</b> - He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing. <...> <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass. <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
<b>John Spartan:</b> - Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper. <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - Did you say "toilet paper"? <b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. <b>John Spartan:</b> - I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it. <b>Erwin:</b> - He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing. <...> <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass. <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
<b>John Spartan:</b> - Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper. <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - Did you say "toilet paper"? <b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. <b>John Spartan:</b> - I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it. <b>Erwin:</b> - He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing. <...> <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass. <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
<b>John Spartan:</b> - Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper. <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - Did you say "toilet paper"? <b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. <b>John Spartan:</b> - I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it. <b>Erwin:</b> - He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing. <...> <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass. <b>Computer:</b> - "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute" <b>John Spartan:</b> - So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
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Alfredo Garcia
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Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 11/12/21 at 10:12am

Lenina Huxley: — You seem very much alone, John Spartan, but... things aren't all that different. Perhaps you'd like to hear an oldies station? Oldies?
Alfredo Garcia: — This is the most popular station in town. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes. You called them "commercials".
[Lenina and Alfredo sing along to the sausage commercial]
John Spartan: — Somebody put me back in the fridge.

<b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - You seem very much alone, John Spartan, but... things aren't all that different. Perhaps you'd like to hear an oldies station? Oldies? <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - This is the most popular station in town. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes. You called them "commercials". [Lenina and Alfredo sing along to the sausage commercial] <b>John Spartan:</b> - Somebody put me back in the fridge.
<b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - You seem very much alone, John Spartan, but... things aren't all that different. Perhaps you'd like to hear an oldies station? Oldies? <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - This is the most popular station in town. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes. You called them "commercials". [Lenina and Alfredo sing along to the sausage commercial] <b>John Spartan:</b> - Somebody put me back in the fridge.
<b>Lenina Huxley:</b> - You seem very much alone, John Spartan, but... things aren't all that different. Perhaps you'd like to hear an oldies station? Oldies? <b>Alfredo Garcia:</b> - This is the most popular station in town. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes. You called them "commercials". [Lenina and Alfredo sing along to the sausage commercial] <b>John Spartan:</b> - Somebody put me back in the fridge.
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Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 11/13/21 at 6:42am