John Spartan: — Look, if you guys know it but you're... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: — Did you say "toilet paper"?
Lenina Huxley: — They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th.
John Spartan: — I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: — He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that'd be confusing.
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Computer: — "You're fined two credits for violation of the verbal-morality statute"
John Spartan: — Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking... pain in the ass.
Computer: — "You're fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal-morality statute"
John Spartan: — So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
