They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky,
The Addams family!
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream,
The Addams family!
Neat, sweet, petite!
So get your witch's shawl on,
A broomstick you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams family!
— It's hideous!
— It's horrible!
— It's home!
Everything's boring and fake and bright, like plastic flowers! Like... like you!
— What did you say, little ghoul?
— I don't think you understand. Remember, Bethany. I'm not locked here with you, you're locked in here with me.
— What do you have there?
— I'm not sure.
— There's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.
— I'm not late, am I?
— Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks.
— Huh. So, not late!
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