Everything's boring and fake and bright, like plastic flowers! Like... like you!
— It's hideous!
— It's horrible!
— It's home!
— I'm not late, am I?
— Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks.
— Huh. So, not late!
— What do you have there?
— I'm not sure.
— There's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.
— What did you say, little ghoul?
— I don't think you understand. Remember, Bethany. I'm not locked here with you, you're locked in here with me.
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky,
The Addams family!
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream,
The Addams family!
Neat, sweet, petite!
So get your witch's shawl on,
A broomstick you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams family!
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