Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again! Philip Jay Fry Season 2 Episode 10 Funny QuotesValentine's DayRelationship Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying. Philip Jay Fry Season 4 Episode 2 Motivational QuotesTears Share 3 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears! Philip Jay Fry Season 3 Episode 1 Words Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely. Philip Jay Fry Season 1 Episode 4 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake