Two and a Half Men – Series Quotes [Season 8, Episode 6]

100 quotes
Two and a Half Men
Year: 
2003 – 2015
Tagline: 
«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Melodrama

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

— O, say, if I took a picture of a strange wart on my toe, would you show it to her and ask if it's normal?
— Sure, I'll pull it out over dinner.
— Come on! She's a dermatologist, and I have a hideous growth on my foot.
— The hideous growth on your foot is you.

Explanation: 
Alan, having learned that Charlie's new girlfriend is a dermatologist, asks his brother to help.
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Season 8
Episode 6
Funny Quotes
Ridicule, Mockery
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