— Was it always this easy?
— Easy?
— I keep planning complicated strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with something themselves, which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of.
— Yeah, always this easy.
— You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?
— No! Certainly not.
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