The Addams Family

— Is this made from real lemons?
— Yes.
— I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
— Yes.
— Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
— Are they made from real Girl Scouts?