How Not to Rescue a Princess

— You can’t get through here, well done. The guards won't let you in.
— A-ah-ah, a talking wolf!!!
— Typical reaction. For the first hundred years I was afraid myself, but then I gradually got used to it.
— A hundred years?! Wolves don't live that long!
— Yah? Even talking wolves? Quiet, quiet, don’t think so actively, otherwise you’ll get a headache. Just believe me, man: living water works such miracles!