Failure to Launch

— I hate this.
— I know. I do too. So... So let's just get it over with, then.
— Okay, look, I know I'm a girl and I'm supposed to be better at this emotional crap but I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it. I'm sorry that I pointed out to you that you fell in love with a client and that made you go crazy and turn into a total bitch.
— Wow. That must've been really hard for you to say.
— I thought it was going to be, but I just kind of breezed right through it.
— Well, thanks. And, um, I'm sorry that I pointed out you haven't had a real relationship for the last five years because I'm the only person who can tolerate your bizarre and violent mood swings.