— I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.
— Damn my leg! Sorry, I'm so sorry. It's just sometimes this bloody thing...
— I understand, dear, I've got a hip.
— Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you.
— Just this once, dear, I'm not your housekeeper.
— Couple of biscuits too, if you've got them.
— Not your housekeeper!