Home Alone – Movie Quotes

— No offense, but aren't you a little old to be afraid?
— You can be old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid.

— I made ornaments out of fish hooks.
— My new fish hooks?
— I can't make them out of old ones with dry worm guts stuck on them.

There are 15 people, and only you have to make trouble. <...> You're the only one acting up.

— Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
— Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf!
— We're not gonna hurt you!
— No, no. Got some nice presents for you!
— Be a good little fella now and open the door!

This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house.

— He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
— Ah, shut up, will you?
— What is it? You're missing some teeth.
— Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him! You bomb me with one more can, kid and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

— Where'd he go?
— Maybe he committed suicide.

— Nice move, leaving the water running. Now we know each and every house that you've hit. We've been looking for you guys for a long time.
— Yeah. Well, remember, we're the «Wet Bandits». Wet Bandits, that's W-E-T...
— Shut up! Get in the car!