– So, like, I've been with Ben for five years, and, like I get that guys don't want to hang out with the girl with the boyfriend, but it just sucks, you know. It just makes you feel like the only thing that's interesting about you is how you look with your clothes off. I mean, like, it should be easier to make friends if you have a boyfriend because there's no confusion.
– So is that it? That's your big pitch to be my friend? That was terrible.
– Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just… I practiced in the mirror.