Monsieur Gustave – Character Quotes

— Call the police. We're pressing charges. This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies. And he probably fucks them, too.
— I go to bed with all my friends.

What's it all about, damn it? Don't keep us in suspense. This has been a complete fucking nightmare. Just tell us what the fuck is going on!