Lucifer Morningstar – Character Quotes

— You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem. Taking you home. Mum!
— Yes?
— You're naked!
— Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved.
— Stay in the bloody car, will you?! God. Traumatized for eternity now, so thank you very much

— I think i've broken my therapist. Now she's somewhere to the left of totally useless to the right of babbling lunatic...
— Oh... so she's you in a skirt.

— And let me remind you that the blade doesn't just kill humans. It also obliterates celestial beings, including demons. So, say the detective were to find it and bring it home...
— I get snuffed out for not doing the dishes!

— I think she likes you.
— Of course she does. What's not to like?

I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they're running from something or looking for something. So ask yourself... Which is it? Running or looking?