— Sugar!
— I'm sorry?
— For the coffee. Sugar? Oh, you thought I was calling you "sugar". Hey, you're not that rich!
— You are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
— Can you?
— So, Dr. Calvin. What exactly do you do around here?
— My general fields are advanced robotics and psychiatry, although, I specialize in hardware to wetware interfaces in an effort to advance USR's robotic anthropomorphization program.
— So, what exactly do you do around here?
— Hey, did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?
— Well, it worked... didn't it?
— You are experiencing a car accident.
— The hell I am!