— We don't get inspected here.
— Ever heard of a spot check? Captain John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.
— Sir. Major Barrimore won't be pleased, sir. He'll want to see you both.
— I'm afraid we won't have time. We need the full tour. Right away. Carry on. That's an order, Corporal.
— Yes, sir!
Sherlock: — Nice touch.
John: — Haven't pulled runk in ages.
S: — Enjoy it?
J: — Oh, yeah.