Becca Crane: — I couldn't stop thinking about Edward Sullen. No mortal could have had the strength to do that. Or possess such amazing dexterity. He can't be human.
Gossip Girl: — Meanwhile, uptown, Blair was getting cozy with Nate, who was secretly crushing on Serena.
Becca Crane: — Excuse me, but you're interrupting my narration.
Gossip Girl: — Oh, shit! Wrong show! X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl.
