Gone with the Wind - Margaret Mitchell: Funny Quotes

..your farther...was a hero, Wade. He married your mother, didn't he? Well, that's proof enough of heroism.

If you were run over by a railroad train your death wouldn’t sanctify the railroad company, would it?

"Let me hold the baby, Scarlett. Well, he certainly looks like Frank. All except the whiskers, but give him time."
"I hope not. It's a girl."

Scarlett:"Besides, I’d just as soon kiss a pig.”
Rhett:“There’s no accounting for tastes.."

Sometimes he was odious. In fact, most of the time he was odious.

"Rhett, you are so nice."
"Thanks for the crumbs from your table, Mrs. Dives."