Drunkenness Quotes

— No pauses. No spills!
— And no regurgitation...
— So it's a drinking game?
— Last one standing wins.
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— It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy women.
— I feel something. A slight in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
— What did I say? He can't hold liquor!
— Game over.

— Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.
— Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

Hey, we did get a little drunk. Did you get it? 'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk.

— Young man like you, drunk every day at noon. You oughta get yourself a job!
— I have one.
— Oh, Really?
— Yeah, killing the cockroaches in that place of yours.
— Son of a bitch. Kiss my tuchas.