— So one more question about the characters.
— Shoot.
— What does Mia want?
— Mia wants what all girls want... A guy just gay enough to curl up and watch «Project Runway» with.
— Yeah, and what does Hank want?
— Hank... Oh. Wants to close his eyes and wake up in his own bed next to the love of his life, listening to the sweet, mellifluous sounds of his daughter's heavy-metal guitar coming from the bedroom next.
— You really love them, don't you?
— So much so that the words themselves sound unspeakably lame.
— A blowjob from you?
— Well, something tells me, it's not gonna suck itself, Hank.
You’re not in love with me, Hank. You’re in love with the idea — the idea of love.
And it's true what they say, you know. You got one hell of a band.
Now you're giving me that look, right now, like I fingerblasted your cat.
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