— Todd, w-what are you doing at Lacey's school?
— I'm not at Lacey's school. I'm at the office. What are you doing calling her on her cell phone?
— Well, you screen my calls to the house.
— You know, the phone works both ways, Megs. She could call you if she wanted to.
— Why would she want to? I'm the bad guy, aren't I?