Yeah I don't take no lip with this cannon on my hip,
Let me tell you, boy, it ain't no toy.
I wear a hat just like a mounty I'm the sheriff of Boone County,
Be careful boy cause you're in a heap of a trouble boy.
As you're drivin' through you better mind your P's and Q's
Cause this here stretch if interstate boy is mine
Now you might outrun my old Chevrolet but you can't outrun my own two way
Lion's awaitin' at the station to hear from me
Now you're gonna be a wishin' I believed in extradition
Cause I'll chase you all the way back to Tennesee.