Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. it would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball.
— Did you kill anybody?
— A few cops.
— No real people?
— Uh-uh, just cops.
— "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.
— No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive.
— Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.
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