A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.
— My mom's a teacher.
— And your dad?
— Mmm. My dad... He's... a liar.
— A liar? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
— Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
— Oh! I see. You mean he's a lawyer.