— Excuse me, I have to...
— Huh?
— I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here?
— What?
— I mean, why'd you pee right next to me when you could choose that bush or...
— This is a good bush to pee on. Why are you peeing on it?
— Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
— Oh. So you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
— No, I just...
— This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
— No, I just thought that...
— You the king of the forest?
— I'm sorry?
— What? Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!
— Never mind. Forget it.
