Patrick Verona – Character Quotes

— Hey, what's going on?
— Just wrapping up another day in paradise.
— Listen, about the other day. I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone through your bag or stabbed you in the foot.
— Ah, don't sweat it. But let's keep our distance. The doctor said it would heal faster if I reduced the amount of crazy in my life. [He leaves]
— Crazy? I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm talking to myself. It's a sign of genius.

— Here's your chance.
— Ooh, goody.
— Come om. You want me to kiss you.
— The lead singer, yes. You, not so much.

— Looking for me?
— Yes, if you're the ladies' room.

— I need you to show something.
— Careful. That's borderline sexual harassment.
— Oh, borderline? Clearly I'm not working hard enough. {He takes off his sweater} Same shirts.
— Wow! Two things that match. Pretty soon you'll be reading.