Lt. Aldo Raine – Character Quotes

— Donny!
— Yeah?
— Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.

— You know what sit down means Werner?
— Yes.
— Then sit down.

— You didn't say the goddamn rendez-vous was in a fuckin basement.
— I didn't know.
— You said it was in a tavern?
— It is a tavern.
— Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, your fighting in a basement.

That's why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a Nazi uniform, there gonna die.

— How about you Uitivich?
— I guess so too.

You know somethin Uitivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred nazi scalps.

But I sure as hell, didnt come down from the goddamn Smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi's lessons in humanity.

— When you get back home, what'eha gonna do?
— I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before.
— Well, ain't that nice?

— You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
— You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? Practice.

And the German will be sickened by us. And the German will talk about us. And the German will fear us.

— Now if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta heard about The Bear Jew?
— I heard.
— What did you hear?
— He beats German soldiers with a club. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.

Actually Werner, we're all tickled ya said that. Frankly, watchin Donny beat Nazi's, to death, is the closest we ever get to goin to the movies.