Aladdin – Character Quotes

Gotta eat to live. Gotta steal to eat.

— So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?
— Is it that obvious?
— Well, you do kind of stand out.

— Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
— Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy.
— Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
— Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you baaad boy, but no more freebies.

— Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
— Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
— Gotcha!
— I'm in trouble.

— Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
— What?
— She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
— Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
— Wonderful, magnificent, punctual...
— Punctual.
— Punctual?
— Sorry.
— Uh, beautiful.
— Nice recovery.

— You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie?
— Jasmine, I'm sorry.
— Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn't figure it out?
— No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

— Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.
— Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

— Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
— Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
— Ecstatic.

— Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
— Ooh! You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.